So within seconds of your announcement, the world goes back to normal, and you’re left feeling a little shorted. This is a big fucking deal, guys. But what we tend to forget while we’re waiting for someone to start our celebratory parade is that 72 percent of the U.S. doesn’t smoke, and not all of the ones who do have tried to quit. To the rest, your decision to quit smoking is on par with their decision to give up chocolate — they don’t realize you feel like weasels have gnawed on your muscles and then shit in your brain.